apitnobaka:

juststrokemyglabella:

f1ipster:

danisactuallycry:

iraffiruse:

Listen here, you little shit…

Saturn was NOT a single lady.

"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."

you should not hit dogs

HCOONa MATATA

(via buttarse)

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

(Source: thetwelfthtardis, via phobias)

(Source: lushaize, via luciadelosshutup)

swiggityswee:

THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.

(via asvprock)

hickish:

"they’re your family you have to love them"

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(via phobias)

(Source: 4wn, via asvprock)

heliolisk:

trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera
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(via phobias)

furrylittlepeach:

Biscuits and @sammoorecandraw 💕 Little warm up drawing of Sammy because he’s one of my treasures, an amazing illustrator AND we’re basically neighbours now. (at Furry Little Peach HQ )

suckmyvertical:

clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20

(via livinghardjustlikeweshould)